i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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