Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I could make wine with my vomit
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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