I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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