I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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