im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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