Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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