quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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