what day is it and did you see me today?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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