I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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