Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so let's talk penis.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.