I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery