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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!

(708): View more from Illinois

read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy

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(832): Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame! (708): read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy http://tfl.nu/7pn0

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(415): View more from California

The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.

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(415): The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight. http://tfl.nu/rmxq

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?

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(973): Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet? http://tfl.nu/xg0z

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(314): View more from Missouri

every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.

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(314): every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar. http://tfl.nu/8pyq

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(425): View more from Washington

all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.

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(425): all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help. http://tfl.nu/bkkn

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(314): View more from Missouri

I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.

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(314): I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY. http://tfl.nu/obak

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(402): View more from Nebraska

when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"

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(402): when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case" http://tfl.nu/zxvf

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(406): View more from Montana

Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!

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(406): Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you! http://tfl.nu/h6a1

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(806): View more from Texas

I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza

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(806): I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza http://tfl.nu/jih1

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.

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(401): Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world. http://tfl.nu/8eb4

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(914): View more from New York

I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.

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(914): I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there. http://tfl.nu/ryf1

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(336): View more from North Carolina

MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS

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(336): MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS http://tfl.nu/4mur

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(714): View more from California

I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.

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(714): I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart. http://tfl.nu/nyq8

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(586): View more from Michigan

There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.

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(586): There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life. http://tfl.nu/feu1

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(720): View more from Colorado

I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.

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(720): I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it. http://tfl.nu/x8ch

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