I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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