there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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