is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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