your thong is hanging out like whoa
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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