Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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