nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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