Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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