does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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