The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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