batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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