no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.