when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!