this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I should be sponsored by Trojan
well you can't waste a boner
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
