There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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