That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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