oh god the rape fog is back!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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