We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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