I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My ass is underappreciated
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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