wake up i wanna do it froggy style
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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