I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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