she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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