considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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