All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.