Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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