She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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