Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Sorry my hands just texted you
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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