As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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