thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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