this beer tastes like vomit already
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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