That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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