We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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