this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I just found a bag of teeth...
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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