that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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