he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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