I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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