if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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