She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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