DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
our cab driver is having phone sex.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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