my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize