Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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