I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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